problemmatic.

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obviousplant:

I added some fake dance classes to a local dance studio

a6:

me: [learns the meaning of a previously unknown word]

the word: [coincidentally starts showing up everywhere in the following days]

me:

agtalexdanvers:

me? being someone’s type? unrealistic

jddominick:

I was playing around with my camera and I took this and i can’t stop laughing

officialcrow:

cursed architechture

spiletta42:

hotcommunist:

dr-archeville:

ayellowbirds:

thefingerfuckingfemalefury:

undergroundmonorail:

cactiofficial:

pyronoid-d:

text-mode:

The Morris worm or Internet worm of November 2, 1988 was one of the first computer worms distributed via the Internet. It was written by a student at Cornell University, Robert Tappan Morris, and launched on November 2, 1988 from MIT.

It’s trapped on a floppy tho this is some dark shit it has been denied its purpose forever bound to this obsolete storage

am i glad it’s in there and we’re out here

people reading fantasy novels ask “why did the ancient ones seal the evil away for ten thousand years instead of just killing it” but then we go ahead and do this shit

We have learned nothing from every fantasy novel ever O.O

The best part, from the wiki article: “According to its creator, the Morris worm was not written to cause damage, but to gauge the size of the Internet.”

It was intended to do good, but the programmer made a mistake and it got out of hand, becoming viral.

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the year is 28AW (after worm) and the effects are still being felt 

Seriously.  In 200 years some poor cyber-archeologist is going to pop this into his prized 286 and cry for a month.

captainsnoop:

captainsnoop:

one thing i hate in horror movies or games is whenever there’s a situation that’s like “we GOTTA get OUTTA this HOUSE” nobody ever picks up like, a lamp or a heavy book and just breaks a fucking window

like in RE7 for example, in order to get outside you gotta find three dog head statues and solve a stupid puzzle to unlock a door

but there’s like, windows everywhere

and ethan has a gun

just fucking shoot a window and go outside 

or throw your gun at the window. guns are heavy, it’ll break the window. 

you know whats more dangerous than a window?

hillbilly puzzle murder mutants 

sensitiveteenager:

ghettablasta:

Damn, this is so good

OMGGG

thebibliosphere:

deliriumsetin:

thebibliosphere:

progressivefriends:

This happened. 

The international space station willing to make sacrifices none else would. That is some Star Trek level of tolerance.

Either that or they plan to push him out an airlock when no ones looking…

Still counts.

yohao88:

nbtomomo:

genderviscera:

filenames:

auto_resolve.webm

The mental shift between realising this is animated.

there are so many things great about this aside from how hardcore this mosh pit is

- the shield that gets launched into the stratosphere as soon as the armies collide
- the guy on the left side who somehow manages to do a complete 180 in all of the mayhem and dives out of frame
-the guy on the right side who decides not to get involved and runs right past the camera
- the final dude who trips in the least natural way possible

THE MORE I WATCH IT, THE MORE HILARIOUS IT GETS. 

slamdunkthefunk:

This is surreal